Sa3dan man is a super agent monkey who lives up my ass, As you all recall, Sadeq; the shawarma guy, died recently in a tragic accident (RIP.. god knows how much i loved you).
I recieved an anonymous phone call from the deep jungles of africa the other night. A very aggresive voice replied to my innocent sissy "hello" .. :- "You name him, and i'll fuck'em".
And to be honest, i liked the way that sounded, i bought him a ticket and waited in the airport with a sign saying:- "The sky is blue" and i wore a red rose in my pocket as he requested. I was disapointed at first, cause nobody showed up! Minutes later. The guys in charge of animal transportation in the airport came for me and said:- "Saod Alterkait??" i said:-"yeah...?!?!" Then they threw a box at me. I went to my car with this box. and i opened it. A GUN WAS POINTED AT ME !! IT WAS A MONKEY !! A TERRIFYING LITTLE MONKEY IN A SUIT:
E5aaaaaaaaasi haa ?? :PpP~
Sa3dan works for money, his task is to kill every person who is against the freedom of thinking and writing! For those who are against US ! I'll have my monkey to shove his Magnum up your ass o befar'3a el clip eb mo9areenik :P !
If you need someone to die fast, or slowly (cost more) contact me: Atorntool@hotmail.com :P
Saod Ahmed Al terkait + Sa3dan
Sa3DaN MaN To The Rescue !!!
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