Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Backoooo

yes i'm back ( ma adry 3an el bajy waynhum B|),,anyway..

it's been along time since i wrote so barja3 eb 8owa o i will write almost 6-7 posts this 2 weeks which is a lot for me.so keep checking the blog for new posts

thanx

Monday, April 14, 2008

busy busy busy

sorry all,but i couldnt post anything since last week because od the exams and quizes ( walla ma9arat kilyoom quiz,,9ij mgazreenha 3alayna B),anyway wish me luck and maybe i'll continue posting this weekend

catch you later ;)

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Worst Day in 2008

Today is definitely is the worst day in 2008 :
1)g3adt min elnoom sa3a 7:10 AM.
2)3ala ma '3salt wayhy o sha3ry o 3ala ma tkasha5t ( kan EL-MAFROO'6 ykoon 3indna ta9weer elyoom).
3)9arat el sa3a 7:30 o el madrisa bidat,ana gilt madam ehy 5arba,laysh ma a5arbha zyada ? ;P.
4)r7t shbakt o g3adt asolf ma3a toota shway o gilt achayk 3al facebook,walla an9idm ena msaweely block,FUCK ;@.
5)ba3ad ma girayt el e-mail elly dazeelyah,3raft enhum msaweely block 3ala my name "Bizkitpark Al-Qabandi",el7een lazim asta3mil "Omar" << tkfoon mo esim thgeel ?.
6)3ala ma kitabtlhum ta3beer 3shan ysheeloon el block ella el sa3a 9arat 7:50.
7)miny staw3abt eny shway ma9a5t-ha ,fa gilt aroo7 el madrisa el7een.
8) w9alt el madrisa,,o 6ab3an g3daw ys2loony laysh mit2a5r bla bla bla,giltlhum "walla kint ga3id atkasha5 7ag el ta9weer",6ab3an like always madrisatna bas y'67koon eb wayhik o maya36oon la enthar walla ta3ahud wala fa9l << i just love our school (A) ;P.
9)dishayt walla 3indna 79tayn English ( laaaa2 laaaa2 law mit2a5r akthar a7san maly 5lg Mrs.Asha ;P).
10)3ala nhayat el 79a elthanya,mara wa7da galtlna Mrs.Asha yalla separate your desks (ana miny gilt "Your Fuckin' Kidden me".
11)7layt el emti7an ( o i'm sure eny ma ybt daraja kamla ;P).
12)bil brake el awal w9altlna a5bar 7lwa tgool ena quiz el physics mal elyoom t2ajal,,ana erta7t shway le2ny mo fahim el physics 3adil,fa gilt zayyn yalla 3ayal bachir bas7ab 3al madrisa madam ma3nda emti7an.
13)yat 79at el calculus ma3a Mrs.Judy(juty)*,wala tgoolna 3indkum quiz bachir << 7a6imat fo2ady le2ny mara7 agdar as7ab bachir (T_T).
14)elta9weer tikansal o sh'3ly kila ra7 3al fa'9y ( msan3 sha3ry o 7a6 gel o sh'3l 3adil ;P).
15)ridayt el bayt wall a'3adana zbaydy < a7san shay 9ar elyoom.
16)omy yatly o tgoly yalla wad o5ok el nady B,fa r7t o g6ayt el midalya o5oy el nady.
17)ridayt el bayt gilt ag3ad shway 3al computer 3shan a3adil el mzaj shway,o ba3ad n9 sa3a gilt banam.
18)o5oy o omy shagoony kil digeega telephone,,elmushkila kil wa7id y3eed nafs el 7achy
o5oy : tigdar ta5thny sa3a 6:30 ? << giltlah ok
omy warah ba3ad thwany : tigdar troo7 ta5th yousif ( o5oy o el midalya in the same time ;P) giltlha ok.
19)6igayt-ha nooma o gi3adt 3al sa3a 11:00 lool,,shakly msa6l mo 3arf sh9ar ,o g3adt as2al nafsy ana r7t ayeeb o5oy walla la2 ?.
20) shift telephoney walla 8 missed calls and 1 msg lool << ( eb tid7ak 3ala ayyyh ya5ooya 3ala mseebtik el sooda dee ? ;P).

o allah yastr shra7 9ee bachir

Added : nisayt agolkum ena eb 6reejy wana rad el bayt wa7da d3matny da3ma 5afeefa min wara,el7amdilla ma9ar shay ;P

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Mistake - Forgiving and Self Revealling !

This was my English Home work which i think i did a pretty good job in it ( sawaytah bil madrisa 6ab3an mino el fa'6y elly ysawy home works bil bayt ;P ) :

-Chasing Girls For Three Years ( Mistake ) :

"If you talk to many girls then you are a man",three years ago that was one of my rules that i really believed in,But not anymore since I realized that it was nothing but a waste of time,Unfortunately it took me three years to know that,One day i sat and thought about it,At the beginning I felt sorry for myself but after a while I just can't believe how stupid i was at that time,But it was a good thing you know,I had learned something from it,Now I'm able to know what is good and what is bad for me and to think before I act.

-Don't Sleep While Chatting ( forgiving ) :

12:00 AM,on a cold night,I was sitting in my room doing the one thing I'm good at,Surfing the internet,I was searching for a new post for my blog,and suddenly I received a message fro someone on the messenger,It was a girl and one of my best friends who i haven't spoken to in a while ,So we began chatting for hours and while chatting she suddenly stopped replying,So i sent some messages for sometime,For ex. "HEY,HELLO,DID YOU SLEEP ?",still no reply,So I stopped replying ,Closed the chatting window and returned for my search for my new post,Suddenly another message appeared,From her too,I thought that she had returned,I saw the message and i was amazed by the beauty of the poem she sent me,"XP0Y246TBCGI%EZAAAAA5#32ONKETASL...",YES,She was sleeping on the keyboard,I got annoyed because the messages kept coming and comping not to mention that i was waiting for her to reply and she was sleeping,The next day i went to check my e-mail and I saw an e-mail from her saying that she is really sorry and that she was really tired that day,So i have forgiven her ,But if it wasn't for the email I may have got angry about it.

-The Car Accident (Self Revealing ) :

Just like every weekend,my friends and I hang out,going to malls,homing the streets in a search for a reason,a reason and a meaning for our pathetic lives,In the end of the day we wanted to return home,After failing again to find the reason,and as everybody in our age,I was driving fast in a careless manner,with loud rock music playing from the car's audio player and us singing like we were enchanting a spell or something,all of a sudden an old slowpoke car was driving in the middle of the road conquering the two lanes,I tried to pass it but i ended up crashing the car,It was the longest two minutes in my life,I started staring at my friends,they were in a panic mode,like they were watching the death in front of them,I started killing the fear in them and bring them back to consciousness,after succeeding in that I ordered them to get out of the car because I smelled something burning,so we got out quickly ,my friends door wont open so he jumped from the broking window,again i ordered one of my friends to call the police and ask for a police car,an ambulance and a fire engine,I took my other friend and went to check the driver who was driving that slowpoke,we noticed an alcoholic drink next to him,so we opened the door and pulled the driver away from the cars,I left my friend to help the drunk driver and check if he's alright and i went searching for a water hose because my car started burning,so I went and rang the bell of one of the houses that were next to the accident scene,we managed to put down the fire,after couple of minutes the police arrived and the nightmare was over,In that day I discovered something new in me,That I can handle such situations in a calm and mature way without being afraid.

P.S : real stories but i edited them and I added some stuff that actually didn't happen.

Safat Logo

I read a couple of days ago that safat is looking for a new logo so i designed this :


safat logo

Thursday, April 3, 2008

3amour's old stories #1

Hi

gabil cham yoom kint ga3id afakir shaktib bil blog,, o mara wa7da shabat el sham3a elly eb rasy o gilt laysh ma aktib 3an sowalf 9aratly gabil ( 6ab3an kan fee 2 stories gabil katib-hum ) bas,,this time ra7 a7awil at-thakar sha'3lat 9aratly.

el7een baktib 3an salfa 9aratly i think 9aratly last year aw elly gabilha ,,ma athkr el muhum egraw el 89a :

story #1 :

tabdeel el banchar, to be or not to be ? ( arba3 sa3aat 3shan shino ?,,3ashan nbadil tayr embanchir )

starting :

3amour (bizkitpark) , 7asoon ( 3amour's friend ) , om 3amour ( bizkitpark's mother ) , o5oy yousif ( el midalya ;P ).


Omy kanat 6al3a ray7a eurika ma3a o5oy el 9'3eer bil yukon, ana kint bil bayt tawny rad min el shway5 tifaja2t ena omy daga 3alay,,walla tgoly ena el tayr embanchir.

r7tlaha o 5alayt-ha ta5ith sayarty o ana ag3ad a3adil el banchar ( 9ayr super bancharchy ,, o el moshkilla ma 3mry badalt banchar), gilt a7san shay adig 3ala rfeejy 7asoon le2ny kint 6al3 ma3ah el shway5,,ba3ad ma yah 7asoon ga3adna sa3a n7awil en6al3 tayr el spair min ta7at el sayara, awal shay ma 3rafna shloon, chan endig 3ala wa7id min el shabab, o ygoolna el 6aree8a, <<>


el sa3a el thanya ga3deen enjarib el 6aree8a loool,chan nktshif ena fe 7adeeda nag9a,r7na endawir 3ala yukon ,,mako,,(wagt elly taby shay ma tilgah),ligayna wa7id,o gidirna na5ith el 7adeeda o 6ala3na el spair.

el sa3a el thaltha, ga3dna n7awil nirfa3 el sayara, bil bidaya kil ma nirfa3ha shwaya trid tanzil,ba3dayn gdarna nirfa3ha, o 6ala3na el tayr el embanchir, el7een bin rakib el spair,,bas el moshkilla ma nigdar,le2ana lazim nirfa3 el sayara akthar,,el7een yat moshkila thanyaena e7na ma nigdar enazil el sayara le2ana ba3dayn el troos ynkasronel

el sa3a el rab3a >>r7na endawir 3ala 6abog 3ashan n76a ta7at el jek, bas ektishafna ena ma nigdar ensheel el jeg (OMG we're just like dumb and dumber ), 5thayna jek min sayarat rfeejy o rfa3naha o 76ayna el spair.

and taaaaraaaaaaa sawayna el spairand

o while we were doing this...kan fee banat mareen yamna,, elly t'67akelly kasreen 5a6irha o elly t3ayb o elly widha tsa3idna.....etc

thank god that everyone survived with ( ayady emshagiga, malabis w95a, wayh aswad, ayady soda ) and no one died :P

bas elly ba6 chambdy akthar shay ubouy,,,kint adig 3alayh o oho bil duwanya ,,yg3ad y'67ak 3alay B.
o hatha elly 9ar ;P
comming soon ( 8i9at 3amour o rab3a o el cenima ) ;P

Monday, March 31, 2008

حجاب بو تفخة!

hi all
awal shay 7ab ashkr kil elly ydish el blog, on march 27 3adad zowar el blog w9al 2500 o now on march 31 w9al ta8reeban 2600 ya3ny 100 clicks in 4 days, thx alot ;).
ok,this is the 2nd arabic post , now i didn't write this it was written by a member in my facebook group "wHaTs iN HeR 7iJaaB !?", and it talks about 7jab bo taf5a, fa elly 3inda facebook account go and join el group ( ashkara da3aya ;P ), anyway many m6awil 3alaykum :
تعددت انواع الحجاب وتنوعت، وبين فترة واخرى نصدم بانواع غريبة عجيبة له، آخرها نوع جديد اكتسح الساحة المحلية، نوع اشتهر بانه منفوخ للوهلة الاولى تظن بان الرأس معلق بعلب من حليب نيدو وعلب الروب واحيانا من فرط انتفاخ الحجاب تظن ان هناك كائنا ضخما يقبع في داخله، قد يكون قطا صغيرا او مجموعة من الجوارب، لكن اكتشفنا ان هناك وردة تباع في الاسواق لهذا الغرض تحديدا والبعض بات يضع اعدادا منها تفوق الواحدة، وما زلت لا افهم سر هذه الصرعة الجديدة في عالم الحجاب، اذ نجد بين فترة واخرى ظهور نوع جديد غريب من الحجابات اغلبها لافت للنظر وبشكل صارخ لا يمكن تجاهله!في ظل فوضى انواع الحجاب، اجد ان عددا كبيرا من المحجبات نسين الغرض الاساسي من الحجاب، الا وهو الاحتشام لا تغطية الرأس بلفة تكمن تحتها مدن وقرى من الانتفاخات والتورمات، اذ ان غرض هذه الصرعة الجديدة في حجاب بوتفخة هو لايحاء الجماهير بان هذه التفخة ما هي سوى شعر المحجبة الغزير جدا، أليست تلك خدعة تفتقر الى الصدق وتنفي شرطا مهما للحجاب وهو الاحتشام لعدم لفت النظر؟!انتشر الحجاب بشكل كبير في الفترة الاخيرة، والاحتشام والتدين هما شيئان نحترمهما ونعتز بهما، لكن الاسفاف المرافق لمظهر الحجاب ليس سوى لفت نظر بشكل يفتقر الى الاحترام على الاقل، اذ انه يثير اشياء اخرى، اهمها النظر واحيانا انزعاج العين للوجوه الملونة بكل الالوان الصارخة والمخيفة من الماكياج وهو شيء آخر ينفي الاحتشام!قد يفهم البعض ان الحجاب هو غطاء للرأس فقط لا يشمل الجسم ككل، وقد يفهم البعض الحجاب على انه تقليعة جديدة للفتيات، وقد يساء فهم فكرة الحجاب نظرا لانتشار عدد كبير من المحجبات اللاتي تفنن في تشويه الصورة الصحيحة للمحجبة، وهي ان تكون انسانة رزينة محتشمة على قدر من التدين والبساطة غير اللافتة للنظر.في الماضي القريب، لا تجد هذا الكم الهائل من المحجبات، لكن كانت المحجبة انسانة محتشمة، محترمة لحجابها وتدينها، وكان الحجاب قرارا صعبا لا يتخذ بسهولة، كما يحصل الآن ومن يرتديه يمثله بأحسن صورة، اما اليوم فعند سؤالك لاحداهن، تبرر سبب حجابها بان شعرها خشن لا تود الاهتمام به، او لان صديقاتها في المدرسة تحجبن فقلدتهن، او لانهن يردن الزواج، لان المحجبة مطلوبة اكثر في سوق الزواج، ونادرا ما تجد الاجابة الصحيحة لهذا السؤال وهو لاقتناعها بالحجاب كمظهر من مظاهر التدين والاحتشام، لا انفي وجود بنات ونساء هن قدوة ومثل رائع في الحجاب المحترم، وكلي أمل في ان يكن قدوة للاخوات من فئة حجاب بوتفخة!***قفلة:ذهبت احداهن لعمل اشعة لرأسها وصدم الدكتور بوجود قوطي روب في رأسها مما اصابه بالذعر، وعند سؤالها شعرت بخجل بالغ لانها نسيت ان تخلعه، وهناك احتمال لرفع اسعار قواطي الروب في الفترة القادمة لاهميتها المفاجئة لدى
قطاع كبير من الجماهير!
أروى الوقيان


botaf5a

Monday, March 24, 2008

The Nothing Post

Hi all, chetory ? ;P

I know,i didn't write from a LOOOOOONG time im writing the nothing post,and its about nothing lol,i really don't know what to write about since i didn't face any interesting things lately, so i will tell u 2 stories,short ones,no big deal but its better than nothing ( el zibda ra7 agrig 3ala raskum ;P).


1)89at el lazag :

From 1-2 months ago ( lool maly 5lg atfalsaf wayd bil 3angileezy fa 6z bil 3angleezy now ;P) kint ga3id a9b'3 '3rfty ( 3 BLACK walls and 1 WHITE wall )ymkin tgoloon hatha shino 5bl ?,m3a8ad ?...etc 9ab'3 '3rfta loon aswad bas i dont care , ana 3ajbny (H) ;).

Anyway, el 9aba'3 kan yaby lazag fa r7t el jam3ya 3shan ashtry o nafs el wagt kanaw m'3ayreen mukan el maktaba fa i took some time 3ala ma aktshif el mukan el ydeed, r7t adawir 3ala el lazag o wgaft 3ind el casher elly yam el maktaba, nafs el wagt kan fee ma9ry ga3id yrawy a8lam 7ag yahal yamy gilt akeed hatha oho el casher fa ni6arta,bas i realized enah 6awal chan agola a7asb hny wala ta7at chan ygoly ta7at B,ba6 chabdy 6ab3an,,o nafs el wagt kan fee 2 girls ga3deen y5zoony ( I'm not bragging i hate it ).


Fa nizalt ta7at nafs el 7mar o r7t 3ind el casher o el banat waray o ra7aw ohom 3ind el casher elly jidamy,,,el7een ana yay aba6l booky 3shan adfa3 walla ma ashoof el floos,,,ana miny gilt "WHAT THE FUCK !!", cuz elyoom el9b7 kint sa7b floos,chan atthakar eny badalt booky ( wallet ) bas nisayt a76 el floos eb booky el thany, ana 6ab3an el7een mitwahig ma 3indy wala fils o ba3ad el 2 girls jidamy ga3deen y5zoony o shaklhum 7aseen eny nasy flosy. el ma9ry o el hindi y6al3oony o ybtsmoon,,chan agolah shlounk ? sh5bark ba3ad ? shrayk a5th-hum minik wagt thany o oho ba6ha '67k,,fa libast kaboos el hoody o 6la3t <<>

Ridayt el bayt daayes 6ab3an,r7t rka'6t 7ag '3rfty ( el mo2a8ta ) o el 9aba'3 yshofn y ygool shfeeh hatha 5bl ga3i yark'6,5thayt el floos o 6la3t o 6ab3an ma r7t nafs el jam3ya,anyway r7t jam3ya thanya o 9arly fatra mo dash hal jam3ya ( 6ab3an mara7 agool el esim cuz ana mitwajid wayd eb hal mana68 ;P lool come to think of it, ana mawjood eb kil mukan ;P).r7t el jam3ya o 93adt foog o ga3id adawr 3al maktaba bas mo lagyha adoor o adoor o el farasheen o elly ysht'3loon bil ma7alat yshofoony like they were saying shfeeh hatha china ga3id y7j,ma ligayt el maktaba o 6la3t bara el jam3ya,rkabt el sayara o ana yay ba6la3 walla ashoof 5ayma shkbrha gilt maybe alga da5il el 5ayma,,,r7t o 9ifa6t mara thanya,o dishayt el 5ayma o there it was EL LAZAAG ,,r7t 5thaytly o difa3t this time kan 3indy money (H) << (inner u : 3ala shino (H) ya 7a'6y ,ba3ad ma enga9 wayhik ;P).

Ridayt el bayt o 3a6ayt el 9aba'3 el lazag walla ygoly 5ala9 ma a7tajhum, ana shway o a5th el 9b'3 o a9bah fooga, giltlah maly sh'3l eb tista3mila 8a9ban 3alayk.,,,and here you are "89at el lazag".


2)lool nisayt el salfa el thanya elly 9aratly ,,walla not joking kint gayl baktbha ba3ad el lazag story bas nisayt-ha o ana aktibha lool,,,etha tithakart-ha ra7 aktbha ;P

to be continued....

Friday, March 7, 2008

WHY DOZ A ( GUY/GRL) IN Q8 HAVE MORE THAN 1 (LOVE/GRL-BOYFRND)???

Will the same thing happens in most of the gulf contries coz we love the (grl/guy) jst coz they are hot , brave ,cool or sexy.
but we never thought of real love like we have to know each others right frst step is being frndz know more about each others put some stuff 2 make ur reletionship never breaks put some rules for each other .

One of the most gd way of having a (boy/grl) frnd is 2 know each other more than knowing ur self to know that she fit u that he is that guy u dreamt about u draw his face in the end of ur notebook at skool that u loved her not jst for fun and bed.

Well u may think that am writing this blog and am perfect no am not !!
no one is no will be coz this is life and doz sux so say hi to ths misrebl life were one day u walk on the beach wth ur frndz and u saw ur boyfrnd kissing a grl and when u asking who is she if u have the courge to talk to him again he may say: well ... it.. s .. m..y ... cozin yea cozin

you will say: why are u kissing her??
he: well ... i wasnt..ju ... jus...just ..doing that ...yea i remeber i did it coz i saw you and i wanted u to feel jelus

you can see that he is cheating on you and the one u saw wth him may be was one in a milion of grl

Evn a grl can act like that and lie to as you were in a big crush on her how she talk ,look and jst in other meaning you really loves her but she one day like doznt want you any more she will give her mobile to another guy dumb like you and tell him : this guy anoying me baby!! plzz get rid of him so he will talk to you as if he were her sister and will tell u that this love story will be ended and dont call her again or you will get your self in a big chaos

WHY DID I CHOZ LINKIN-PARK??

WELL AM ASKING MY SELF FOR AGES BUT NEVER EVR FOUND THE ANSWER......
SOMETIMES I SAY 2 MY SELF MAY BE COZ THEY WHEN THEY SING OR SAY ANYTHING THEY JST MEAN ME IN THAT SONG LIKE THEY R WATCHING MY LIFE WRITING ABOUT ME AND PUBLISH THAT SONG TO TELL PPL ABOUT ME .
MOST PPL THINKS THAT ROCK IS JST SCREEMING WTHOUT ANY THING ELSE WTHOUT MEANING OR PASION BUT THEY ARE WRONG SO WRONG COZ BEING A ROCK STAR IS NOT ABOUT MONEY , CHICKS , AND BEING FAMUS.
WILL U EVR WRITE A SONG ABOUT SOME ONE U JST DONT EVR KNOW AND PUT ALL HIS FEELING IN LIFE AND SHOW PPL HOW IS HE "NUMB" AND HE IS SEARCHING FOR
"SOMEWHERE HE BELONG" TO OR HOW IS HE "LYING HIS WAY FROM YOU"
BUT "IN THE END" YOU WILL BE "FAINT" AND YOU MAY "RUN AWAY" OR YOU MAY BE "BREAKIG YOUR HABBIT" AND YOU WILL GET "ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE"
THATS WHAT I WERE TALKING ABOUT !!
COMING SOON SOMETHING MORE
BY "EMO-APE"
SPSHL THNXXX 2 BIZKITPARK "3AMOOR"

The Mystrey of The Red SLK: Codename-- Blondies

For those of whom never saw it... Say aye...

(Cricket sound) + (Dust balls) ...

Just as i thought. You can't miss it, it's infront of your eyes all of the time, when you are out trying to have fun with your (friends/family/G.F/B.F) or when you are out alone meditating because you think that you are the only one who has a sucky life. and it's pretty irratating, the sight of it that is. EeeeeEeew !! Just the thought of it makes me wanna vomit my whole abdomen out!

The first words that comes out of your mouth if you are a typical person (or what i would like to reffer to as a "5aroof") is: "Eg3ad 5osh wa7da!". And if you were a girl "WoW ambaih 7addha mo 9ij!". And for those who are pretty much not typical "Indigo children/individualistic" (the "sticks" as in, what is used to guide the brainless 5irfan), well, they would say: "HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT! EEEEEEEEEEW!"

Ladies and Gentle men... I give you...

The Red SLK...

CHAPTER 1:- I believe in "ugly"...

Feb the 9th, 9:12pm It all began on a foggy night in the streets of kuwait. And to be more exact, it was near a pizza joint. A Dark Blue Toyota 2006 GX - V8 land cruiser parked near me. What i noticed inside was nothing but a mere golden light. Shimmering and radiant to the eyes of those whom are 60,000 feet away from it. All i wanted was for my hands to reach into the windows and merge with the surrondings of the other side. To allow my fingers to slide through and to feel the warmth and the tempreture of this portal of infinity and never-ending light. What was it i asked myself? The tempation was beyond my control, beyond my ability to adapt with a unique exprience. Every second i spent while I was waiting for the gates of the seventh heaven to unlock was like a year of agony, misery and pain... But when it finally opened. I realized, that it was nothing a mere human being could think of! An unimagineble, unreachable and yet beautiful portrait of mystrey and anonymity hanging from a ceiling of sky and clear space. Leaving no eyes on this planet to gaze upon the jealous stars.

A big, fat and chubby blonde hag! The color of "ITS" hair was out of the ordinary. It was bright/white and yet gold. And next to this person lies someone else of the same species! But it was thin... Probably too thin to be a creature, I mean, where does it keep all of its internal orgasms? Never the less, it had a bubbly ass (bubble ass is a term given to those who have a 36o degree "all" round ass) and it had golden long silky hair. A hair of which you would love to slide your fingers through and feel the coldness of magnificence. Unfortunately... It had a face that looked like a "n3al"... or maybe, an "aba6"... Yeah! that would sound much more... Emmm shall we say specific and absolute.

These two creatures, went inside of the pizza joint leaving with every footprint a rose of its audor and scent. They enjoyed a delicious dinner Which consisted of (one margaritha pizza, one mushroom/cream pasta and diet cokes for the drinks). And then without any kind of hesitation. They walked back to the gates tearing out all of the roses they planted through this holy land of mine to leave no trace of their existence. Returning to what appears to be thier planet. Words are that they "slept" really well. Wink wink.

My tongue started to dance to some unfamilier music of thoughts and senses. A spirit of an outsider possessed my body and knocked me unconsious! All that i remember was voice of a demon speaking right through me screaming: "HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT.. EEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEw!" And i when i woke up from this nightmare. I knew that it was just a begining of something above the dull rountine life. An opportunity of which i must take risk on. The search for my glory has just begun...


CHAPTER 2:- Iraqi homosexuality connection...

Feb the 11th, 10:00pm It's... its slowly stabbing me with its dagger. It feels like a drug addiction. I needed another dose to calm my self-consious. This feeling i am carrying on my back is getting heavier with each breath i take. All i keep thinking of that it is truely worth all the pain. They left me; "an evidence" of their subsistence with no power to sustain this position. What i am after now is how to achieve this power. This power that could grant me a step forward into the world of divinity. A dome of transcendence and absolution. A world beyond rules and laws. And to have such power, is to face them again. I could'nt tell anyone about it... I didn't want anyone to have clearence of such a thing. And so i will never give up lifting this credence on my back. And i will never tell...

Feb the 11th, 10:02pm I gave up... I just had to... I had to ask someone wether they saw the abduction or not. So i went straight to where the sun first met the darkness. And started to gather some clues from the pedestrains around...

First witness (Guy near NBK - ATM) :- Yep those 2... I tried to follow them once and when i finally succeeded, i started a simple conversation "Hala galby!" and she responded with a tone that sounded more masculine than own grandfather! which happens to smoke nearly 53 packs a day! They are BIsexuals. Gay if you will my dear friend...

Second witness (Group of tacky people standing next to their rich friend's porche so that they would look cool and get lucky at night):- Yep those 2... We once saw the skinny one with her B.F in marina mall. No! this person is a SHE and not a HE. We are damn sure...

Third witness (A friend who has 5-6 admirers and thinks that papa jhon's is the best pizza joint):- Yep those 2... I have sources that told me that they are 2 iraqi "BEDON" prostitutes who hang out near the worst pizza place EVER! I actually know someone who have fornicated with the skinny one. My sources don't lie. it's all true.

Fourth witness (A friend who has a thing for big boobs) :- Yep those FUCKIN' 2... I have seen both of their faces REALLY CLOSE! The skinny one is a man for sure. He has an adam's apple and his face looks more masculine than it is feminine + Those boobs are totally fake! The same thing goes to the fat pig version, + He is too ugly to be a woman. I mean, God is too merciful for such a thing.

Fifth witness (Very old guy in "soog el 5i'9rah):- GAAAAAAAAY !!

That's about it am afraid, The other 154 witnesses fed me from the same plate that the first five did. All i have to do now is to wait at the same pizza joint. Wait for my destiney...

CHAPTER 3:- Behind the curtains that are made out of shit...

Feb the 18th 9:48pm .. I started to have the same illusions again. Where all i could see were blonde men kissing each other and stabbing this land. And drinking from what is already a poisoned blood... Am i foreseeing the future? It doesn't matter now... What matters is those two and their key to my serenity. It's been 27 hours since i have last slept. My eyes are getting heavier than own body. And as soon as my eye lashes touched. I saw the light! No.. no not now! I could see it approach me. I.. I can't sleep now.. I must .. ZzzzZZZzzzZzZZzzzZZZzzZzZzzz...

After (Anonymous) of time .. Wha? What happend?!? What am i doing here?? ... Where are they?!! I finally realized what's going on. I have searched everywhere in the parking area and there is no sign of the Blue Land Cruiser. I felt ashamed of myself, I faild my own path to glide beyond resemblance and to rest on the throne of individuality. And on my way to the exit. Out of the blue, Something cought my attention. Yes, it was them...

This time, the other one was driving. The car was a Red Mercedes SLK. Without even thinking, I started my persuit! This was the first time that i realize that my 1.6 101HP car (which will remain nameless) is a slowpoke! Their car was flying through the road until they reached te high way, and i was way behind. And after approx. 2 min I managed to reach the high way... And of course, i completely lost them.

I returned to the crime scene. Determinant of finding something, anything that could help me to get closer (shity music on 99.7FM Radio playing: *closer... closer... closer) to them. And so i did. A golden piece of hair was left near their parking. It, it's not real... I know this because it feels just like my doll's hair... oops... I mean my little sister's aaaah... Barbie! Yeah.

After my discovery. My lovely mother called me and yelled at me for not being around home for 7 days. So i had to get back and relax for a while. For this journey have just begun.

While i was shitting in the bathroom. I tried to combine everything that i have collected to summarize my quest for tranquillity:-

A) Both of them are getting laid each night.
B) Both of them are Bisexuals.
C) The skinny one has a 80% chance that it is a (she).
D) There is no fucking way that the fat one is a she.
E) After further analyzation, it appears as though that the piece of hair came from a wig! We all know that extensions could be real hair. So this will drop the probability of the skinny to be a she from 80% to 60%.

Please stay tuned for the next chapter of The Mystrey of the Red SLK, Codename: Blondies which is:-

CHAPTER 4:- It is getting more publicity than Britney spears's scandal !!

Peace out!
Your friend Sa3oodow .. AKA .. Torn Tool

Friday, February 15, 2008

Happy Ti'9ibi6 Day ...

Yep... It's already the 14th of Feb... And what do you know, Jihanam efta7at beebanha a3ootho billah !!

I don't mean it.. as in Valentine's day is a doorway to hell or anything, i dont give a rat's ass to this stupid day that is created by major companies to sell more products and play with the stupid minds of the poor consumers. Then again, this "stupid" day could help "stupid" people to get back together or such... To reconnect what was demolished.

What i am trying to set my light on is, what is happening through these couple of days. OOOOlllaaa yaaaal 5aaaraaaaaaab !! Ma tisto7oon 3ala wyooohkom yal banaaat !! EEEEEE yal BANAT ! 9ij enna el shabbab mo emga9reen... But hey, min emweta o ohom mo emga9reen?? El 7achi elyom 3an el banat fa8a6!

The story began 4 days ago when i walked out from the gym (which will remain nameless!) and i saw a couple of cars full of girls passing by with the "curious look" into the gym. I was thinking: "Whaaa ?!?!? Fuck it!". The next day, the same thing happened but only this time, the cars were a lot more! banat saf6een e5izooon o hally rai7a o radda ti5iziz bil 3a'9alat o elshi'3el el 3adel! And i am asking myself again: "What the fuck is going on here?" until it hit my mind " Yep, looking for a date for valentine..."

Eb nafs el laila esa3a 7:00 o ana raye7 ashtery 3a9eer min ((you know where)) i saw 5 maybe 7 girls YE'9ABA6OON eb only 10 mins !! Let's put this in a mathmatical matter shall we folks:-

10 mins - - 6 girls << Average
1 hour - -36 girls
el banat 6al3athom et5ali9 ta8reeban lai el 2:00 am .. adry fee banat e6awloon lae fayer allah bs hathool "5al9een" mala da3y ada5elhom bil 7isba 3mooman !

so from 7 pm to 2 am is 8 hours...

8 HOURS = 288 GIRLS

.... Hal 7isba 5a99a eb share3 el 7ob bs.....

El ti'9ibi6 9ar ebaiza ! 3ar'9 el esboo3:- Taby ebnaya? e6la3 al7een o 7a9ilik wa7da o 3ashra '3airha ebalash TAADAAA!

malet 3laikom o 3ala ahaleekom elly el chlaab yemkin erabonkom a7san ! allah e3een ahal el kuwait... inshallah tingar9own gar9a ma ba3adha gar9a !!

Sometimes i feel like that the only way to save a loved dying person is to kill him at once so that you wont see him suffer anymore... Hatha oho el 7al el wa7eed li hathihi el 7aala.

Bottom line, thiglow ya 7ameeer ! banat o shabbab ! el7een 7a'9rathom el 5aleejeyeen kiiiillloohom yadroon enna el kuwait deerat gaz o ma95ara ! entow etchoofoon elly achoofa?? seyayeer gi6er o el s3oodiya akthar min siyayeerna eb showari3na !

Ana baroo7 a9aley o banam 3ashan ala7ig 3al 9alat. Thank you for wasting your time reading this piece of shit, which will make no difference at all, cause i know... rooskom yabsa!

PEACE OUT and GOD SPEED !
Torn Tool = Sa3oodow el athwal !

Friday, February 8, 2008

3 year old Kassie is going to kick the Monsters ass !!

Blood is not funny !!

Thursday, January 10, 2008


To aLL GurLs
... I think we should all take a moment and read this ... eb 9ara7a ... i think it describes me .. the usual normal gurl .. i would agree with alot of people thats its well o nicely written ..

Marilyn Monroe once said
" A wise girl kisses but doesn't love .. listens but doesn't beleive .. and leaves before she is left."
Not that i agree with what she said ... but i thought i'd post it for all to read ... o akeed everyone has their own opinion about different things..
- TooTa -

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